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To the little shoe gnome we've had running around lately:

You can have the other one, seriously. I was gonna throw that pair out. I never did get all the blood out, I think.

I got a full night's sleep last night. No nightmares, no lying awake until three and waking up at four, just... a peaceful night's sleep.

I think something's wrong with me.

Funny. I always thought Hell would be hotter. Hotter, and in the other direction. Maybe this is my dying dream. Pretty lucid, all things considered, but whatever. It's not important. So long as I don't have to confront my personal demons or something stupid like that to move on, I'm pretty much jello ( Read more... )